Current Politics Suck

Trying to figure out today’s Washington politics is like walking in suck mud and is about as exhausting. Every attempt to free yourself and your spirit sucks you in deeper and all the while Washingtonians keep the water running creating more mud. Obama spends more and says he is cutting back. He says jobs are important and does nothing to promote them. The deficit is “of utmost importance” as he prods his party to increase it another 1.9 trillion dollars. He says bi-partisan politics is a must as he huddles his DEMs into a closet to meet and denies to requests of the Republicans.

In O’s first State of the Union address he spent his time blaming, making excuses, and making campaign-like promises. The man is clueless when it comes to the truth or the American people. I truly think he is delusional enough to believe that he is some sort of messianic figure. For whom or what I haven’t a clue. He cloaked his Healthcare agenda most of the way through the speech but went back to work on it Friday. He has sold America to Special Interests, the Unions, and progressives for thirty-pieces of silver. His arrogance and elitism are unmatched and these are the nice things I have to say about him.

Trying to figure out what to blog about has pulled my editorial shoes off in mud up to my waist. So much has happened and there is clear evidence that Americans are awakening from their “a little socialism won’t hurt” comas. Conservatives are winning some elections and hope is on the horizon. Then again, Obama is cranking up the political machine. Focus groups and leftist loons are organizing in critical voting states for November’s election. Republicans have still not found their message and the tea party is poised to make a difference. I hope we don’t find ourselves shooting at the enemy while formed into a circle. Be not deceived. This man will present a formidable front and raise millions if not a billion or more to keep the DEMS in power.

So I guess all of this is to say that when you think we have made some progress toward recovering our Republic, don’t relax. You are standing is suck mud and if we don’t help each other out we have only one way to go: under.

Liberals: Can You Feel Your Butts Puckering?

You know that feeling you get when the flash goes off at a photo enforced stoplight? You know, that internal twisting when your butt puckers and you can feel the “oh oh” up into your stomach. Lots of Americans had that feeling when Obama got elected. Now the Obama faithful and democrats all over the country are getting that very feeling as they begin to experience reality and awaken from their comas. It is kind of a “now what have we done feeling” that wasn’t there yesterday. Yep it is 2010 and midterm elections are just around the corner only 11 little months away.

Already Dems are scurrying for the doors and dropping from elections they know they can’t win. Yes sir. Pay back is a bitch and there isn’t any worse bitch than an American voter who has been scorned and sluffed off like yesterdays garbage. Sure enough, by the time November comes along it is hard to tell how many of us fed-up, long ignored, no returned phone calls, don’t matter voters will be at the polls. I’d say that if you treated us poorly last year, get ready for yours.

I would like to take a few moments to thank the Liberals, the Dem Socialists, and the Maoists for waking the sleeping dragon: Conservatism. We needed your schemes and plotting to help us to see what ruthless opponents you are and how devious are your methods. You did what we couldn’t or didn’t do for ourselves: unite us. I suspect that there will be many raised up from among us who will be sitting there in Washington next to you in just about a year; that is those of you who manage to survive. Then we will have enough of us in government to undo your deeds and expose you for who you are. That really ought to make your butt pucker. Some of you will even be tried for your deeds. Can you say “I violated the oath of my office”?

But then there is also good news for you Libs. You will have plenty of time to think about your deeds; almost as much time as the millions of Americans without jobs. You will have time to think about your backroom bartering and taking of special interest groups’ money. You can think about Washington parties and treating conservatives badly and slandering those who would stand for what is right and good. Did you take a bribe for your vote? Oops again! Did you ignore and make fun of those at the tea parties? Shame, shame! And you mouthed off to attendees of your town halls… Bummer!

In closing let me leave you with one piece of advice: don’t include Socialist on your resume!

Hope for America from Americans

If there is one thing that Americans could use these days is a little inspiration. There are some really good things about this country that should really cheer everyone up. For now, we live in freedom with 230 years of history in a nation with the most perfect Constitution in the world in all of history. Most of us are eating well and are getting on with our lives fairly well. Some are hurting and many good Americans are stepping up to help.

Despite all efforts to evict Him, God is still alive and well and can be worshipped here in most places. Actually everyplace if you don’t tell anyone what you are doing. Even people of different faiths can worship their God here and we just think that is great. We even think it is fine if you have no god. Where else does such freedom exist?

Even after the tanking of the stock market, most of us are hopeful that we will recover and one day get on with our retirement plans. Most Americans will take a vacation, though fewer of us will fly. If you have to take a vacation what better place that America the Beautiful. I have seen most of it and I have to say it is spectacular. Not only do we have a beautiful country but it is filled with the finest people on earth. Americans are a loving, caring, forgiving, and diverse people. We love a happy ending and will do most anything to get one. We are hospitable and patriotic and we generally share the one and let you have your opinion of the other.

As far as we know the sun will come up tomorrow and the day after. Most of us are at peace in our lives and are getting on well enough not to complain. Generally you could say we possess varying amounts of faith, hope, and love. We know that bad times pass and that the clock stops for no man: particularly a despicable one. Can you feel it? Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain...