Obama Sure Can Pick 'em...

When Van Jones, the Green Jobs Czar, was asked about the Republican Party’s efforts he responded, “The answer to that is they're a**holes... [Crowd laughter] That's a technical political science term... And Barack Obama's not an a**hole. And I can be an a**hole. And some of us who aren't Barack Hussein Obama are going to have to start getting a little bit uppity." Now this was a whole month before he achieved Czar-dom so perhaps he had a chance to have a change of heart.

After all, Jones was a radical and claims he is reformed, into what is for you to decide. He has yet to relinquish his self-avowed status as a “died in the wool” Marxist. His thoughts on the Republicans seem reformed if he previously thought they were bastards or scumbags. For now they are merely a**holes. Clearly Mr. Obama knows how to vet candidates and it is good that he didn’t leave this one to the F.B.I.

Okay. So I am the Mob. Our children are “Obama Youth”. Concerned Americans are “Tea Baggers” and Republicans are “A**holes”. I think I now understand why the lack of bi-partisan results. While I realize that I am opinionated and I am also aware that I am not a Czar. Perhaps if I could improve my use of expletives and become more condescending or "uppity" in my tone I could one day be a czar.

Update: 9/03/2009
Van Jones apologizes for his a**hole reference. Oops. Well, that is one way to keep a commie in goverment. Here is his speech in front of the Berkley Liberals that got him into the trouble.