Dawg Bites You Once; Get A New Dawg

If you listen to the News you can smell the Dawg Sh_t every time Barry takes the Microphone. BHO’s less than humble address regarding an election landslide is no exception. Da man juss talks on and on with commas, every three to four words, timed perfectly, for the teleprompters, on each side of the podium. Each sentence ends with a slightly elevated tone! As if to excite us, rather than, to lull us into a comatose mass. (I love it when people call him a great speaker. It is like saying the baby’s dress is cute because you don’t want to say, "That it is an ugly baby.") Obama is no speaker and will never be a statesman.

Anyway, today the message was about the trouncing yesterday. Come on Dawg! You didn’t have to take responsibility for not explaining stuff good enough for us folks. We just stupid and you is so smart! Of course we get’s some mad when we think you are doing us dirty. Thanks Dawg for breakin’ it down for us today. Now we ain’t mad no mores.

I would just once love to have a public conversation with Barry, with witnesses, where he wasn’t allowed to throw temper tantrums or ramble on. If he ever said anything truly nice about someone you know you’d scratch your head. I wouldn’t let him blame anyone and I would eliminate the words Bush, Republicans, Tea Baggers, Inherited, Other Side of the Aisle, and any whiny words from the conversation. Just once I would love to hear him speak like a responsible adult. But he is Dawg, or Harvard, and sometimes even Reverend, and he is always blaming and condescending. I am thinking that he will be sounding Indian in just a few moments now.

In case you couldn’t tell that was my best East Indian accent. You see Dawg is in his Mumbai digs (over 800 rooms in 2 hotels) with most of his staff, a whole fleet of 34 US Navy ships including Nuclear capability, extra secret service and security forces at a cost of more than $200,000.000.00 per day. Me thinks Dawg didn’t get the message that was sent via the voters. Me thinks Dawg is deaf to the voters. Me thinks also, “Dawg, if it is so dangerous perhaps you shouldn’t go to Mumbai.” Well I guess he needs to have a good time, on our dime, while there's time.

All this adds up to is that if you are expecting something new and refreshing from B. Hussein O.; your hope will need to be on life support. Barry has 40 some years of becoming who he is. When your gut tells you that he is a leftist, socialist, racist: don’t try to reason it out. Listen to your heart. The man was schooled in 2 religions that both believe that Christianity is a tool of the devil. Yes that’s right. One of them even positions itself as a Christian church. People chose not to believe that when he ran for President and now that he is president they refuse take another look. I don’t make this stuff up.

So the next time you have a question for Barry, may I suggest “Wuddup dawg?” ‘cause he sure don’t respond to Dear Mr. President…

The Who, What, Where, When, How, and Why

As a young person I was taught in English class to write using the Who, What, Where, When, How, and Why. It was said that this method would get the audience interested in what you were writing and so most of us that were taught this, use it. And so I will…

Who? Who in the h..l does Barack Hussein Obama think that he is to suppose that he is smarter that anyone and that he alone has the right to determine America’s future?

What? What give this same Obama the right to destroy long held traditions and procedures in favor of his delusional policies?

Where? Where did Barry learn to hate America so bad that he and his wife have no respect for her?

When? When did Americans lose their country to the few who disrespect the many?

How? How can a nation that takes its government leadership so lightly, survive these attacks from within?

Why? Why does Barry, the Press, Congress, (fill in the blank), seem hell-bent on the destruction of this nation?

For me to answer these questions it would take many words; words which you already have in your own minds and are rotating within trying to understand what the answers are. Why do you do that? Why do we try and assign meaning to all of these actions of Barry and his Academics who have seized power by deception? Do you not try to figure this out? Would it not be easier to understand the workings of the universe than to understand someone who wishes to destroy our way of living and governing? Surely.

I have come to realize that our enemies from within our borders are far more dangerous to us that those afar. Those in foreign lands hope to enslave us with fear while those here in America hope to enslave us, our children, and their children to the sick ideologies which they seek to impose. As of now they have socialized most of our economy, weakened our status in the world, alienated our closest allies, and empowered our enemies. All of the thinking on who, what, when, etc. will never make sense to you as you already know the real truth: Barry is not for us.

He lied about his past. He lied about his associations. He denied us his history so that we might examine his records. He placed inexperienced intellectuals with the same ideology as his in the highest offices in the land. He coached those appointments on how to get past the senate and what not to say. He denied any involvement in anything or denied to even deny. To date he has yet to tell the truth about anything of import and even many things that don’t matter. These are his good points.

Still, Americans hope and wait as if this “Deceiver” incarnate will suddenly become pro-America. He is pro-Muslim, pro-African American, pro-Illegal Immigrant, pro-Deficit Spending, and pro- Baby Killing. Yes. This man actually voted and supports Postnatal Abortion where if an abortion fails and the baby is born alive, then it is allowed, rather sentenced, to die amid a pile of bloody rags. To this man you spend energy wondering Who he is and Why he does, etc.? American listen to your own conscience. This man has none. He is like one who speaks “lies in hypocrisy; having "his" conscience seared with a hot iron”. His soul is scarred over and he can’t, won’t, and dares not even listen to those who see differently than he.

Did he not ignore the calls, cries and requests of the people just like he does to those babies whom he leaves to die in clinics and hospitals everywhere? Would you continue to hope that this “One” will see the light and turn from his ways? My fellow Americans: do not expect good to come from Barry or his minions. They are like him and do his bidding. Hope. Surely you should hope and pray if you believe. Vote. Vote every possible chance and Speak Up. Too long have we remained silent for fear of offending someone. I am not inciting offence but neither will I wither from those who disagree with decency, honesty, Americanism, and the Constitution. If my love of God and country offends you then I warn you to be ready to be offended for millions and tens and hundreds of millions of Americans are soon to offend you. Do what you will but DO NOT wait for Obama to become like you.

So Barack Hussein Obama I say that you should begin considering the questions: who, what, when… as America sees you for what you are.

Obama plays B Ball. Blacks Only? No Press!

The election is over. The votes have been tallied. The Obama’s have been declared the most clueless family in the US. Apparently Michelle thinks that the worst economy since the Great Depression is a great time to spend $75,000.00 per day of taxpayer cash. And for what? A ladies night out trip to Spain. At least she got to hob knob with Hollywood celebrities and the King and queen of Spain.

Refusing to use leftover “Stimulus” cash, Nancy has called congress back from campaign mode to do what? Yes. She wants to approve more stimulus cash. Apparently “O” can’t imagine using $26 billion of the nearly $400 billion unspent stimulus funds. In Obamalogic it somehow makes sense to spend more of what we are out of: cash!

In further brain cramped fashion the US is now planning to sell advanced F15 fighter jets to… (drum roll). Yes that is right. The Saudis are the recipients of one of the largest deals of its kind at a price tag of $30 billion dollars. Our president thinks that in a region that controls nearly half of the world’s oil, houses 90% of the world’s terrorists, and has one of the worst human rights records ever; somehow we should help them further destabilize the region. Who said Obama was pro-Islamic, anti-Israeli?

Over the weekend while “O” played hoops with basketball legends in a game that was to entertain wounded warriors, the press pool sat outside in vans. That’s right. No photo ops of the smiling wounded warriors as the Presidential Press were barred. While many complain that the press doesn’t report anything of significance these days, one could argue that they can’t report on anything less significant than “O’s” skills under the net. As for the wounded warriors we will have to imagine what they thought of Barry and the B Ball Big Timers. I wonder if this post racial president invited any white ballplayers. If the press had been able to report we might know. The above photo is who we do know attended.

Lastly the President's party, the Democratic Party, is now being tied to some of the most underhanded and disruptive political tactics apart from third world nations. Apparently, in an attempt to weaken conservative momentum Democrats are filling some state ballots with candidates supposedly representing the “Tea Party” movement. What is so troubling is that no one in the Tea Party has heard of any of these folks and their ties to the Democratic Party is unmistakable. Like so much in this administration; if you can’t win honorably: CHEAT.

Wading through the Obama Bullshit.

Obama wordy and full of BS? Well yeah! All but his Kool-Aid club have known this about him as he drones on about whatever. Clearly the man loves the sound of his own voice. My grandson is 5 months old and just discovered his voice. The baby is cute whereas Obama is merely repetitious.

Okay! So the other day a lady named Doris told Obama a hard thing. “We are over-taxed as it is.”, she said speaking in reference to taxes to cover healthcare. So “O” gives her a 17 minute, 2500 word arduous, boring, discourse on why she doesn’t get it and what wonderful things he has done until finally grew tired of his own ramblings and actually said (mark this down as I believe it is a first) “I’m sorry” but still added a “I hope I answered your question”. Hello Barry. If you would have listened to Doris you would have seen that her statement did not end with a question “?” mark. The poor lady expressed a concern. Rather than acknowledge her humanness you grandstand with a diatribe prepared to defend your imagined divinity.

Surely the man will go down as the most verbose, rambling president ever. If you factor in the relevance to logic ratio combined with his understanding index and multiply by factual reality multiplicand he blows the top off the bullshit scale; and almost everyone knows it. Even the mainstream media protects him like he’s a child getting his legs under him for the first time.

A closer look to Obama’s first statement to Doris says it all:

"Well, let's talk about that, because this is an area where there's been just a whole lot of misinformation, and I'm going to have to work hard over the next several months to clean up a lot of the misapprehensions that people have."

First. “O” says “let’s talk about that”. There is never a “let’s” to anything when Obama is in the room. It is always O doing the talking. Anyone trying to have a different thought gets cut off at the knees. Right Doris? And Obama never “talks about” anything. He talks around it, over and under it, re-explains it, repeats it, and beats it to death but never gets to the point and “talks about” it.

Second. Obama stated that “this is an area where there's been just a whole lot of misinformation” which translated means that there are people who disagree with him and have dared to speak out. You might also translate that as ‘I don’t yet have complete control over the media yet’. The real misinformation is what comes out of his mouth upon opening.

Third. Barry said “I'm going to have to work hard over the next several months”. Give us a break. This president hasn’t worked hard at anything since his inauguration. He has had a few last minute ‘let’s pull out all stops’ when others were having trouble doing his work. As for Barack I suspect it translates to something similar to “Gone Fishin’”. According to babynames.com Barack Hussein means “the blessed handsome one”. That would explain that attitude of his among other things.

Last. BHO said he’d have to spend “the next several months to clean up a lot of the misapprehensions that people have." All this means is more speeches and more speeches and more speeches. There will be billboard signs and marches by the Obama Youth and the SS branch of SEIU. (service specialists). Pravda will be employed to fill the airwaves with propaganda and if they are successful all of our brains will be turned into liquefied goo. All of this because of a nice lady named Doris had a comment.

Obama Sure Can Pick 'em...

When Van Jones, the Green Jobs Czar, was asked about the Republican Party’s efforts he responded, “The answer to that is they're a**holes... [Crowd laughter] That's a technical political science term... And Barack Obama's not an a**hole. And I can be an a**hole. And some of us who aren't Barack Hussein Obama are going to have to start getting a little bit uppity." Now this was a whole month before he achieved Czar-dom so perhaps he had a chance to have a change of heart.

After all, Jones was a radical and claims he is reformed, into what is for you to decide. He has yet to relinquish his self-avowed status as a “died in the wool” Marxist. His thoughts on the Republicans seem reformed if he previously thought they were bastards or scumbags. For now they are merely a**holes. Clearly Mr. Obama knows how to vet candidates and it is good that he didn’t leave this one to the F.B.I.

Okay. So I am the Mob. Our children are “Obama Youth”. Concerned Americans are “Tea Baggers” and Republicans are “A**holes”. I think I now understand why the lack of bi-partisan results. While I realize that I am opinionated and I am also aware that I am not a Czar. Perhaps if I could improve my use of expletives and become more condescending or "uppity" in my tone I could one day be a czar.

Update: 9/03/2009
Van Jones apologizes for his a**hole reference. Oops. Well, that is one way to keep a commie in goverment. Here is his speech in front of the Berkley Liberals that got him into the trouble.

Is President Obama an Elitist?

President Obama has been called an Elitist. Hearing about this I thought it an interesting topic on which to blog. As I often do when challenged with a controversial subject I researched the word “Elitist” in the dictionary; which in turn led me to a web search, which resulted in numerous opinion pieces. They covered this very question with most speculating about the why; even to the point of essentially psychoanalyzing their motives; the ones who originally called him an Elitist? My research produced a thinly veiled charge of racism. They argued that to say Elitist and Obama in the same sentence was racism. Numerous sites were explored with the bulk of them making this same declaration. Go figure.

Apparently, using highly trained skills they were able to deduce from one definition of Elitist: one who considers themselves as superior. From there it was just a hop, skip, and a jump through the imagination to equate superior to uppity. Uppity? A rather archaic choice don’t you think. Albeit! I could stretch and use uppity in a sentence if forced to. Now, take a very liberal left turn and you will find yourself at the quite old concept of “an uppity black” (actual word offensive and not used). Those using this logic concluded that obviously that who said that Obama was an elitist were in fact calling him an Uppity N…. It is supposed to be some sort of conservative code language. I must have missed that class.

My impression is that much of what politicians say is untruthful. They speak in velvety and often slippery language. Some might say that they speak without saying anything. In fact the very word Politic is literally translated as shrewd. But then when I think of shrewd my mind immediately thinks of that furry rat-like creature with the long nose: the shrew. That could account for my immediate dislike of things political.

Still, it is fair to say that Obama is a shrewd politician (No redundancy intended.) and he does seem to carry himself with a sense of entitlement; the way someone might who thought themselves superior to bring about the future of America. That being the crux of the matter the question really is no longer “Is Obama and Elitist” but is he your brand of elitist?