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Monday, April 5, 2010

Wading through the Obama Bullshit.

Obama wordy and full of BS? Well yeah! All but his Kool-Aid club have known this about him as he drones on about whatever. Clearly the man loves the sound of his own voice. My grandson is 5 months old and just discovered his voice. The baby is cute whereas Obama is merely repetitious.

Okay! So the other day a lady named Doris told Obama a hard thing. “We are over-taxed as it is.”, she said speaking in reference to taxes to cover healthcare. So “O” gives her a 17 minute, 2500 word arduous, boring, discourse on why she doesn’t get it and what wonderful things he has done until finally grew tired of his own ramblings and actually said (mark this down as I believe it is a first) “I’m sorry” but still added a “I hope I answered your question”. Hello Barry. If you would have listened to Doris you would have seen that her statement did not end with a question “?” mark. The poor lady expressed a concern. Rather than acknowledge her humanness you grandstand with a diatribe prepared to defend your imagined divinity.

Surely the man will go down as the most verbose, rambling president ever. If you factor in the relevance to logic ratio combined with his understanding index and multiply by factual reality multiplicand he blows the top off the bullshit scale; and almost everyone knows it. Even the mainstream media protects him like he’s a child getting his legs under him for the first time.

A closer look to Obama’s first statement to Doris says it all:

"Well, let's talk about that, because this is an area where there's been just a whole lot of misinformation, and I'm going to have to work hard over the next several months to clean up a lot of the misapprehensions that people have."

First. “O” says “let’s talk about that”. There is never a “let’s” to anything when Obama is in the room. It is always O doing the talking. Anyone trying to have a different thought gets cut off at the knees. Right Doris? And Obama never “talks about” anything. He talks around it, over and under it, re-explains it, repeats it, and beats it to death but never gets to the point and “talks about” it.

Second. Obama stated that “this is an area where there's been just a whole lot of misinformation” which translated means that there are people who disagree with him and have dared to speak out. You might also translate that as ‘I don’t yet have complete control over the media yet’. The real misinformation is what comes out of his mouth upon opening.

Third. Barry said “I'm going to have to work hard over the next several months”. Give us a break. This president hasn’t worked hard at anything since his inauguration. He has had a few last minute ‘let’s pull out all stops’ when others were having trouble doing his work. As for Barack I suspect it translates to something similar to “Gone Fishin’”. According to Barack Hussein means “the blessed handsome one”. That would explain that attitude of his among other things.

Last. BHO said he’d have to spend “the next several months to clean up a lot of the misapprehensions that people have." All this means is more speeches and more speeches and more speeches. There will be billboard signs and marches by the Obama Youth and the SS branch of SEIU. (service specialists). Pravda will be employed to fill the airwaves with propaganda and if they are successful all of our brains will be turned into liquefied goo. All of this because of a nice lady named Doris had a comment.


  1. Can Obama spell bloviate?

    Probably not. Oh, and I love it when he stutters. I wish just one time a media person would put him in his place in the war of words.

  2. Strangely enough, this is reminiscent of the fact that Castro used to do 3-4 hour long speeches that were broadcast on all media. That would certainly fulfill your prediction of liquefied goo!


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