Wading through the Obama Bullshit.

Obama wordy and full of BS? Well yeah! All but his Kool-Aid club have known this about him as he drones on about whatever. Clearly the man loves the sound of his own voice. My grandson is 5 months old and just discovered his voice. The baby is cute whereas Obama is merely repetitious.

Okay! So the other day a lady named Doris told Obama a hard thing. “We are over-taxed as it is.”, she said speaking in reference to taxes to cover healthcare. So “O” gives her a 17 minute, 2500 word arduous, boring, discourse on why she doesn’t get it and what wonderful things he has done until finally grew tired of his own ramblings and actually said (mark this down as I believe it is a first) “I’m sorry” but still added a “I hope I answered your question”. Hello Barry. If you would have listened to Doris you would have seen that her statement did not end with a question “?” mark. The poor lady expressed a concern. Rather than acknowledge her humanness you grandstand with a diatribe prepared to defend your imagined divinity.

Surely the man will go down as the most verbose, rambling president ever. If you factor in the relevance to logic ratio combined with his understanding index and multiply by factual reality multiplicand he blows the top off the bullshit scale; and almost everyone knows it. Even the mainstream media protects him like he’s a child getting his legs under him for the first time.

A closer look to Obama’s first statement to Doris says it all:

"Well, let's talk about that, because this is an area where there's been just a whole lot of misinformation, and I'm going to have to work hard over the next several months to clean up a lot of the misapprehensions that people have."

First. “O” says “let’s talk about that”. There is never a “let’s” to anything when Obama is in the room. It is always O doing the talking. Anyone trying to have a different thought gets cut off at the knees. Right Doris? And Obama never “talks about” anything. He talks around it, over and under it, re-explains it, repeats it, and beats it to death but never gets to the point and “talks about” it.

Second. Obama stated that “this is an area where there's been just a whole lot of misinformation” which translated means that there are people who disagree with him and have dared to speak out. You might also translate that as ‘I don’t yet have complete control over the media yet’. The real misinformation is what comes out of his mouth upon opening.

Third. Barry said “I'm going to have to work hard over the next several months”. Give us a break. This president hasn’t worked hard at anything since his inauguration. He has had a few last minute ‘let’s pull out all stops’ when others were having trouble doing his work. As for Barack I suspect it translates to something similar to “Gone Fishin’”. According to babynames.com Barack Hussein means “the blessed handsome one”. That would explain that attitude of his among other things.

Last. BHO said he’d have to spend “the next several months to clean up a lot of the misapprehensions that people have." All this means is more speeches and more speeches and more speeches. There will be billboard signs and marches by the Obama Youth and the SS branch of SEIU. (service specialists). Pravda will be employed to fill the airwaves with propaganda and if they are successful all of our brains will be turned into liquefied goo. All of this because of a nice lady named Doris had a comment.

“Please. Do go on!”

Today I received a wonderful invitation from my Congressman, Russ Carnahan. He wants me to attend a “telephone town-hall”. Hah! Get outta here. What the hell is a “telephone town-hall”? The best I can tell it is just another way to keep me as a nameless no count, some kind of virtual meeting where I “virtually” don’t matter. Sure Russ. I would love to sit on hold while you talk down to me yet again of your freakish liberal agenda.

The last time this jerk was in town Kenneth Gladney got mugged by SEIU members outside Russ’s town hall. He filled the meeting with invitees from SEIU and ACORN and then locked and guarded the doors to his real constituents. Like most politicians these days they think they are astute and we are the ignorant masses. Well, this ignorant mass is listened out. “But do go on!”

I am even bored of the constant appeals for money from all of these newly formed groups claiming to represent me. For one price they will mail my “Priority” letter or hand deliver it to my congressman’s office. Duh! All my communications to my government are treated with equal indifference. Still many Americans fear that we will lose a government “of the people, by the people, and for the people”. I propose that that has already happened. The question is not whether we have lost it but rather how to get it back. With a President like Obama and a Congress of like minded elitists we can assume nothing but the worst.

To my recollection neither he nor his congress has represented “We the People” since taking office. Is that taxation without representation? Anyway, I think it is totally possible for Americans to retake their government. In my thinking we must no longer trust their words but must hold them accountable for their actions and not in a beholding way. We need to become “Soup Nazis” for government change. “You vote for O’bully-Care no reelection for you. Get out. Don’t come back.” (said in my best soup nazi accent) Perhaps that is language they can understand.

But be prepared for the long haul. Barack O’Bully and his gangster goons know how to wait us out. They have prepared their whole lives to seize the power they now behold and they will not go gently. As for me I'm for a one-term, biggest loser, shamefully remembered Barack Hussein Obama. He came seeking to destroy the American way and tasted the bile of an indignant people. May his legacy be that of the Sh.. he stirred.

Wah!

I last talked about the “Law of Successive Approximations”. I hope that was fun for you. This should be as well. Today I want to talk about kids, actually the grown-up kids in government, who can’t seem to have it any way but their way. If they were children we would call them brats. Ok, so even as adults they are brats. For now let’s call them Senator or President or Partisans. The bottom line is they are a bunch of brats. They haven’t a clue nor the moral fortitude to do what is right for the country and the American people; they just know what they want. As far as I can tell they are so busy bawling about their desires they cannot hear anything.

Now, as Brat-in-Chief, Obama is setting the bar for ultimate “Bratdom”. He has a Brat Squad in Pelosi and Reid and a whole regiment of brats in congress and they are on both sides of the aisle. But as the Big Brat he has shown America exactly what he is about: Himself. To this day he has yet to yield on anything that differs from what he wants. Please correct me if I am wrong as I would admit to it. The Big Brat can’t. Now he has admitted that America, her people, her government, and her past politicians are wrong but not himself. That would make him human and I am afraid that the Big Brat doesn’t know that he is human. I guess that makes him the deity Brat. I could not bring myself to use a capital “D” there. DANG!

Anyway, while Americans are foundering, filled with concern about the economy, jobs, their futures, their families, and their homes the Big Brat keeps pushing people around and insisting that the government is the answer to everything, most especially healthcare. New flash to Big Brat; no one wants your Bratcare. We want something but we don’t want it shoved down our throats. I guess that makes the Big Brat’s plan “ O’Bully Care ”. Now that is a catchy name: Barack Hussein O’Bully.

So this has all been fun but you might wonder how this ties to the “Law of Successive Approximation”. Well that is my way to get you to read my last blog. No. Actually, it is the small lies and untruths that we Americans swallowed in ever larger bites that brought us to this time when we are choking on the crap that the Big Brat and the Brat Squad are feeding us. Eat up, choke to death, or slap the Brats now and in November.

This is a limited time offer and only you can decide. Truly.